When names are used,
And reputations abused,
Within the courts of Fake24,
This is called – news.
In a world of fact and fiction,
We specialise in fables.
We interview the disgruntled few,
And label it – investigation.
A court of law would throw you out,
So come to us and shout.
We give you our word of honour,
To faithfully publish – your side.
Should they choose to respond,
We’ll apply our bending skills.
Insert “claim”, “about-turn” and “red-carpet”,
With a dab here and there – discredited.
With infinite skill and wisdom,
We gently guide the reader.
They’ll believe what we tell them to.
Welcome to – Fake24.